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Episodes from Run Your Mouth
Blackmail On Everyone
Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open hitting Lindsey Graham, Hegseth purging generals, animals judging your kinks, and Israel's negotiation strategy of assassinating people mid-talks. The main show kicks off with the Kristi Noem husband scandal -- Rob wrestles with crossing his own "leave the guy alone" red line before diving into the bigger question: how does the political machine have a dirt folder ready on everyone the second they turn on you? From there, Rob gives a quick update on the Charlie Kirk shooting inconsistencies (inconclusive bullet match, sheriff resigning, trial pushed back), predicts the shooter...
Netanyahu Tells Trump to Ignore His Own Voters While Shapiro Pitches Us a Ground War
Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open recapping the full lunacy of the Iran war, then dives into why the Kash Patel hack was probably Iran flexing that they have more dirt where that came from. The episode centers on the growing case for breaking up with Israel: other countries are paying Iran for Hormuz access, creating a natural off-ramp to the war that only Israel loses from -- and Donald Trump might finally be cornered into choosing between Netanyahu and reality. Rob tears through clips of Caroline Levitt insisting Iran has "already been defeated" while Iran...
Iran Sent Trump a Secret Gift and He Won't Tell Us What It Is
Rob Bernstein tears apart Donald Trump's latest Iran war claims -- from the mystery "gift" Iran allegedly sent Trump ("I can't tell you what it is, but it's worth a tremendous amount of money") to the moving goalposts on regime change, to the $1.5 billion insider trading allegations tied to Trump's war announcements. Rob breaks down the full timeline: Trump's 48-hour ultimatum that ended with him folding, the "negotiations" Iran says never happened, the two-minute daily video briefings where Trump gets cherry-picked war highlights, and Pete Hegseth's claim that "we negotiate with bombs." Plus Rob dissects Mark Levin's dirty tricks...
Netanyahu's Pipeline Fantasy, Hegseth's Bomb Budget, and Epstein's Lawyer Probably Lied
Rob Bernstein kicks off a rare Saturday night live stream by roasting Trump's commemorative "winning" coin, then tears into the DHS funding standoff where Trump threatened to replace unpaid TSA agents with ICE officers -- because apparently ICE isn't busy deporting anyone anyway. The bulk of the episode digs into the Iran war with devastating Hegseth clips where the Secretary of War insists "nothing could be further from the truth" about a quagmire, plus Netanyahu pitching oil pipelines through Israel as the spoils of war. Jerome Powell drops the bombshell that private sector job creation is effectively zero, and...
Trump's "Harmless Straits" and the CIA's Gay Ayatollah File
Rob Bernstein breaks down Donald Trump's never-ending "victory lap" as the Iran war spirals -- from the CIA briefing that Iran's new Supreme Leader might be gay, to Trump calling kamikaze boats AI-generated, to the President accidentally going full Yoda mid-press conference ("Dig, we must"). Rob covers Joe Kent's resignation from the National Counterterrorism Center, NATO allies refusing to join the war, Trump threatening to abandon the Strait of Hormuz, the Huckabee-Netanyahu "proof of life" video, JD Vance taking over DOGE, and the Comer subpoena of Pam Bondi over Epstein. Plus Bobby the Bank...
Our Planes Aren't Getting Shot Down They're Just Spontaneously Falling From The Sky
Rob Bernstein asks whether we're watching a ghost war between two countries that might not have functioning leaders anymore -- and somehow that's not even the craziest part. Trump claims total air superiority while planes are "spontaneously falling from the sky," Pete Hegseth accidentally announces war crimes on camera, the FCC threatens to pull broadcast licenses for not spinning hard enough, and Trump reveals his five-D chess strategy is just pretending whatever happens is what you wanted. Plus: Fetterman says you need a stroke to see this as a win, Trump will end the war when he "feels it...
Trump "Wins" Iran War But Keeps Bombing Anyway
Rob rips into Trump's Iran war flip-flops ("We already won… but let's win bigger!"), Congress grift, democracy as a liar contest, Kristi Noem affair drama, Epstein files silence, sleeper cell hype, and Alex Jones finally admitting the betrayal. Raw, no-filter commentary. Subscribe for more unhinged takes.Sponsors:Sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)Yokratom.comSub for more content and support the show: Robbernsteicomedy.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.comTime Stamps:00:00 Cold open & tonight's headlines (Iran war satire, fake injury guy)02:07 Show intro & producer man roast02:44 Iran war rant – Congress useless, replace with TV specials03:33 Democracy = best liar cont...
Is it going Nuclear?
Rob Bernstein and war correspondent Kyle Anzalone (@KyleAnzalone_) break down the Iran war in a special Sunday edition of Run Your Mouth. Who's actually winning? Is the US running out of interceptors? Could this go nuclear?Topics covered: Iran's missile stockpile vs. US interceptors, Tehran's black skies and the accidental strategic advantage, Netanyahu sabotaging the off-ramp, US military bases getting hit, Iran targeting Amazon data centers in the UAE, the cost asymmetry of cheap drones vs. expensive Patriot missiles, military industrial complex as a money laundering scheme, Strait of Hormuz oil disruption, could China take Taiwan while...
The Iran Non War
Breakdown of the Iran war + Latest Epstein stuff including Bill + Hillarie's depositions.Premium content at www.robbernsteincomedy.com including additional episodes and moreMerch at: RobBernsteinMerch.comSponsors:Yokratom.com Www.sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)
FDR's Sex Squad, Mass Surveillance & Racist New Deal
This episode is a dive into FDR's presidency and my personal vengeance against my high school history teachers who loved FDR. I Accidentally started the live stream about 2 minutes in. We didn't miss much but the full version will be available here shortly. Find David's book here: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=fdr+a+new+political+life&adgrpid=187991003004&hvadid=792808453103&hvdev=c&hvexpln=0&hvlocphy=9003458&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=2285295299952051665--&hvqmt=e&hvrand=2285295299952051665&hvtargid=kwd-2454070533530&hydadcr=20405_13675030_2443087&mcid=e80a60cb893e321b9788b356b8005ffa&tag=googhydr-20&ref=pd_sl_3z5x8wrocr_eAnd his conversation...
Trump double down triple ramp up
Quick recap of the state of the union, the latest Epstein, Iran and tariff news. www.robbernsteincomedy.com $5 a month for subscriber content. Today we'll be getting into recent shootings. They're also my presentation on FBI entrapment schemes and an hour long episode from yesterday on covering juicy stories.SPONSORS:Yokratom.comSheath.com (PROMOCODE: RYM)Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.comLive dates at: Robbernsteincomedy.com - this weekend opening up for Dave Smith at the comedy Dojo in NJ
That's A Wrap
Shorter episode of Bondi has declared Epstein over + Ukraine/Iran wars. www.robbernsteincomedy.com for second half on Michael Jordan, Trans Shooters, Cops busting Autists and more. Sponsors:Yokratom.comSheath.com (Promocode RYM)Merch at RobBernsteinMerch.com